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Event

Dr. Beanies

[i]My tech can make you better in every way!

Dr. Beanies is a Choose Your Fate event in Mewgenics featuring Dr. Beanies, a well-meaning but incompetent scientist NPC who attempts to heal or enhance your cats using experimental technology. The outcomes are determined by a fixed 50% success/failure chance rather than cat stats, making Dr. Beanies events inherently risky. Success can yield healing or powerful all-stats-up bonuses, while failure may deal damage to your entire party or cause stat losses. In this encounter, the available choices are: Pull lever, Push button.

Frequently Asked Questions

What is the Dr. Beanies event in Mewgenics?

Dr. Beanies is a Choose Your Fate event where the NPC Dr. Beanies presents your cat with a choice. Unlike Skill Events, Choose Your Fate outcomes are not determined by your cat's stats but by which option you select. Both choices typically offer different reward types, so pick based on what your party needs most.

What is the best strategy for the Dr. Beanies event?

Dr. Beanies events have a fixed 50/50 success rate regardless of your cat's stats. The rare success outcome (+1 to all stats or +1 CON) is excellent, but the rare failure (-10 HP to party) is punishing. Only engage with Dr. Beanies if your party can absorb the potential damage from failure. The expected value is roughly neutral, so consider your current health pool before accepting the gamble.

Details

Prompt[I]My Tech Can Make You Better In Every Way!

Options

LabelStat CheckGood OutcomeBad Outcome
Pull levernone[i]It worked![/i][i]No! Wait! Why did you tell me to do that?[/i]
Push buttonnone

Quick Facts

Type
Event
Confidence
High
Verified
Feb 23, 2026
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