Disorders

Acid Reflux

Your basic attack becomes a lobbed shot with splash damage but deals 2 damage to you.

Acid Reflux grants a lob-style splash attack that can hit multiple enemies, but each use costs the cat 2 HP — useful…

Acute Stress Reaction: Fight

Gain +6 [img:str] while you have 5 or fewer HP.

Acute Stress Reaction: Fight sacrifices Speed for a ferocious Strength boost when near death, turning low HP into a…

Acute Stress Reaction: Flight

Gain +6 [img:spd] while you have 5 or fewer HP.

Acute Stress Reaction: Flight trades Strength for a dramatic Speed surge when near death, turning low HP into a…

Addict

Start each battle with All Stats Down 2.

Addict starts every fight heavily debuffed but transforms into a powerhouse with each pill consumed — the built-in…

ADHD

Increases speed and action variety but reduces focus duration

ADHD is a strong stat disorder with a punishing time limit — Speed and Intelligence both rise, but the cat's turn must…

Albinism

Fire damage you take inflicts +3 Burn.

Albinism makes the cat extremely vulnerable to fire — any Burn applied is amplified by 3 — but compensates with a 25%…

Anemia

When you take damage, you have a 10% chance to gain Bleed 1.

Anemia builds Charge from Bleed damage, synergizing with Bleed-heavy encounters or self-inflicted Bleed disorders —…

Anxiety

+10% Dodge chance. When you take damage, run away from the source.

Anxiety boosts dodge chance and makes the cat flee from anything that threatens it — a nervous, evasive fighter that…

Autism

Provides unique focus abilities. Cats with Autism are exceptionally good at casting spells they...

Autism boosts Intelligence and discounts born abilities' mana cost, making it a solid spellcaster disorder — the…

Bad Gas

On the first round, take your turn last. At the start of that turn, do a Mega Fart attack that...

Bad Gas delays the cat to last in the opening round, then unleashes a Mega Fart that Poisons all nearby enemies — a…

Bipolar Disorder

Start each battle with either

Bipolar Disorder makes every battle a coin flip — the cat either soars with boosted stats or starts in a hole,…

Bird Flu

Start each battle in Mockingbird Form.

Bird Flu forces the cat into Mockingbird Form at the start of every battle and spreads to nearby cats, though there's…

Black Fetin

You have a 10% to be AI controlled each turn.

Black Fetin restores mana whenever an ally falls, passively fueling spellcasting builds — though the 10% AI control…

Blessing of Glorg

You can unequip cursed items.

Blessing of Glorg costs 2 Constitution but auto-strips any cursed item the cat picks up, making it a practical safety…

Blood Frenzy

When you kill a unit, take an extra turn with Madness.

Blood Frenzy rewards kills with an extra action, though it comes with the instability of Madness — a kill-chain…

Boils

+1 Brace.

Boils is ugly and effective — hitting enemies creates puddles of toxic creep that slow and damage anything walking…

Borrowed Time

+50% dodge chance. Doomed 3.

Borrowed Time gives a massive dodge boost but applies Doomed 3 at battle start — the cat dances on the edge of death…

Brain Damage

You can't use item actions. +2 Brace.

Brain Damage prevents the cat from using any item but provides solid Brace, making it tankier — a natural fit on melee…

Brain Dead

Gain twice as many stats when you level up. +1 Reroll when leveling up.

Brain Dead tanks the cat's mental stats but doubles all stat gains from leveling up and adds a bonus reroll — over…

Brave

Take your turn earlier.

Brave is a straightforward power disorder — the cat acts earlier, ignores Fear and Madness entirely, and never misses,…

Broken Limb

You can't equip trinkets or consumables. +2 Thorns.

Broken Limb slows the cat and blocks consumables but adds Thorns, making it passively punish attackers — a simplified,…

Cancer

At the end of each battle, lose 3 random stats permanently and gain a random mutation.

Cancer is a degenerative disorder that steadily weakens the affected cat over successive battles, making long runs…

Charred

Bruise 1. You cannot be Burned.

Charred comes pre-toughened — 4 Shield at battle start and full Burn immunity make it ideal in fire-heavy areas,…

Chungus

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Chungus grants a flat +4 Constitution, giving the affected cat a noticeably larger health pool — a rare case of a…