Big Bucket of Lard

Big Bucket of Lard is a consumable that restores all HP to every character on the field. It cannot trigger a Vurp.

The AoE full-heal makes it one of the most powerful recovery tools in the game — restoring every party member to max HP in a single action. The explicit Vurp immunity means the heal cannot be accidentally converted into a damaging proc, which would otherwise turn a recovery move into a liability on characters with that disorder. The heal appears to apply to all allies simultaneously, not in sequence.

Save Big Bucket of Lard for situations where multiple party members are in critical HP range simultaneously — ideally just before or after a boss fight where attrition has ground the whole team down. It is especially valuable in runs with Vurp-afflicted characters, since most other healing items would need to avoid those characters entirely. A single copy used at the right moment can fully rescue a failing run.