Blubber

An enormous layer of whale blubber draped around the neck — disgusting, heavy, and extraordinarily effective. Blubber delivers CON +7, one of the highest raw Constitution bonuses available, translating into a massive HP pool. The cost is brutal: SPD -5 cripples turn order and CHA -2 reduces charm scaling. This is an item for cats who are simply trying to not die — ideally ones who don't rely on acting quickly or on charisma-based effects. Pair with abilities or mutations that benefit from high HP totals to make the most of the wall of blubber.