Colostomy Bag

An uncomfortable trinket with a surprisingly useful effect — as the wearer moves across tiles, it randomly spawns Charmed Dips, small friendly creatures that join the fight on your side. If the wearer goes down during battle, they keep producing a Charmed Dip at the end of each round, turning a downed cat into a passive ally generator. Best on mobile cats that cover a lot of ground each turn. Part of the Fecal and Used sets.

Charmed Dips fight for your team and can absorb hits, apply status effects, or deal chip damage depending on their behavior. The spawn rate from movement means cats with high Speed or abilities that reposition frequently will generate more Dips over the course of a fight. The downed-cat mechanic is a meaningful consolation — even a cat that's been eliminated still contributes something tangible rather than being a dead slot for the rest of the battle.

Ideal on Ninjas or other fast-moving classes that naturally spend turns repositioning. The more ground you cover each round, the more Dips you generate. Stacking with other summon or ally-support effects can create surprisingly chaotic battles in your favor. If you're playing a cat that rarely moves — like a turret-style attacker who stays in place — Colostomy Bag contributes very little until that cat is downed, at which point the passive spawn becomes its primary value.