Vibrating Meteorite

A cursed trinket that blasts every stat up by +3 — but loses 1 from each stat after every battle, eventually going negative. Timing is everything: equip it late in a run or right before a difficult boss fight to enjoy the full bonus without suffering the long-term decay. Two abilities counteract the downsides: Enchanted Relic doubles the passive effects, and Bare Minimum prevents stats from dropping below 5, capping how badly it can hurt you. The cursed tag means it can't be removed once equipped.

The stat decay is per-battle, not per-turn, which means it's relatively slow to go negative over a typical run. Equipping it before the final boss ensures you get full +3 All Stats for that fight with no decay cost at all. The cursed tag prevents swapping it out mid-run, so make sure you want the long-term commitment before equipping. Once stats go negative the item becomes a genuine liability.

Bare Minimum is the natural companion ability for this item, transforming it from a risky gamble into a time-limited power spike. Enchanted Relic doubles the initial +3 to +6 All Stats, which is extraordinary. For builds with access to either ability, the Vibrating Meteorite goes from a reluctant situational pick to a core component of a stat-boosting strategy.