Vibrating Meteorite

A cursed trinket that blasts every stat up by +3 — but loses 1 from each stat after every battle, eventually going negative. Timing is everything: equip it late in a run or right before a difficult boss fight to enjoy the full bonus without suffering the long-term decay. Two abilities counteract the downsides: Enchanted Relic doubles the passive effects, and Bare Minimum prevents stats from dropping below 5, capping how badly it can hurt you. The cursed tag means it can't be removed once equipped.