Gargantuan

Gargantuan is the disorder that turns a cat into a monument. It delivers a massive +10 Strength and +5 Constitution, but the body that comes with those numbers is so enormous and sluggish that the cat loses 10 Speed and becomes permanently immobile in combat. From the moment the battle starts, wherever the cat spawns is wherever it fights and wherever it dies. It is one of the most famous outcomes of the Monkey Paw event's "Strength beyond your wildest dreams" wish, and it perfectly captures the paw's philosophy of granting exactly what you asked for at a cost you did not see coming.

Immobility changes how the whole battlefield works around a Gargantuan cat. You cannot reposition to dodge area attacks, collect pickups, chase fleeing targets, or reach objectives that require movement. Melee builds are almost entirely disabled since an immobile cat has no way to close the distance on an enemy that chooses to keep walking. Summoners, ranged attackers, and spellcasters can still contribute, but their ally positioning becomes critical because Gargantuan draws aggro like a cathedral and cannot move to escape it. Smart terrain, tanky armor, and constant healing support are how this cat survives.

Gargantuan is heritable, so it can propagate through breeding, and it can also be applied via the Organ Grinder's Disorder Syringe or the Monkey Paw wish. On the right chassis, the +15 stat swing is genuinely build-defining: a stationary gun turret with massive Strength and Constitution is scary. On the wrong chassis, it is a run-ender. Before accepting or breeding Gargantuan, ask whether this specific cat has the kit to fight from a single tile for an entire battle; if the answer is no, replace the disorder as soon as you have access to a cure or another Disorder Syringe.