Bucket of Lard

Despite occupying the weapon slot, the Bucket of Lard is a self-use item: it grants +2 Constitution and -1 Speed, then heals 4 HP. The trade-off is straightforward — you get tankier and heal, but you slow down. Best used on cats that don't need Speed or where Constitution scaling outweighs the mobility loss. Part of the Fatty set alongside Blubber, Fatty Hat, Fatty Mask, Fatty Necklace, and Gobbler.