Scatological

Scatological heals your cat for 5 HP whenever you deal damage to poop on the battlefield. Poop appears as terrain objects spawned by various disorders and abilities, and attacking it with Scatological active turns every poop pile into a free healing opportunity. The 5 HP heal per poop is substantial, especially in the early and mid game where HP pools are smaller.

Scatological is heritable and can pass from parent to kitten through breeding. It can also be acquired through events or applied with a Disorder Syringe from the Organ Grinder. On its own, Scatological is useless unless there is poop to interact with. Its value depends entirely on having poop-generating sources on the battlefield, whether from your own disorders, ally effects, or enemy abilities.

The ideal combo for Scatological is pairing it with poop-generating disorders like Crohn's Disease (20% chance to poop at end of turn), Irritable Bowel Syndrome (poop when taking damage), Kidney Stone (poop at end of turn), Incontinence (pee when taking damage), or Dysentery (50% chance to leave burning poop behind). With a reliable poop source, Scatological provides consistent healing every turn. This "poop build" is one of the more unconventional but surprisingly effective strategies in Mewgenics, letting you sustain through long fights by attacking your own bodily excretions.