The Zoomies

The Zoomies transforms your cat's movement action into a dash attack, dealing damage to units it moves through while repositioning. Instead of simply walking from point A to point B, the cat charges forward and damages anything in its path. This effectively gives every movement action a free offensive component, allowing the cat to reposition and deal damage simultaneously.

The Zoomies is heritable and can pass from parent to kitten through breeding. It can also be acquired through events or applied with a Disorder Syringe from the Organ Grinder. The dash attack replaces normal movement, so the cat damages enemies it passes through during every movement action. This is one of the more purely beneficial disorders since it adds offensive capability to a normally non-combat action.

Strategically, The Zoomies excels on mobile cats with high Speed that move frequently through enemy positions. It pairs excellently with Gigantism (Trample) to stack movement-based damage effects. Cats that need to reposition often, such as those using hit-and-run tactics or melee fighters that dash between targets, get maximum value from The Zoomies. The disorder is less useful on stationary cats or those with Gargantuan or Paraplegic, which restrict movement.